Jonny is Taking the HOV Lane STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Do you remember in old movies/TV shows where the shrink would do the test where he says a word or phrase and then asks the test subject to say what immediately comes to mind? Well, supposedly this told the shrink a lot about the test subject and about his underlying psyche.

If that is true (and it MUST be, because Jonny saw it on TV), then Jonny is an evil motherfucker and is in the HOV Fast Lane STRAIGHT TO HELL.

Why, you ask? Well, Jonny is following the respective political conventions with a high degree of fascination. One of the things that immediately jumped out at Jonny is that the GOP's V.P. candidate, Sarah Palin, is a TOTAL MOONBEAM. I mean, how much dope must you have smoked in your young life to name your kids...

1) Track (as in "... and Field" or "Grandma beat me with a Hot Wheels ..."?)
2) Piper (any George Lopez fans out there?)
3) Willow (any Six Feet Under fans out there?)
4) Bristol (any LL Cool J fans out there?)
5) Trig ...

Ok, "Trig"? Really?

Step away so the lightning doesn't catch you too...

Maybe there is underlying genius in the Palin family's choice of names. Or maybe Sarah is in the passenger seat on Jonny's Express Shuttle to Hell. Sarah Palin's 5 month-old baby, Trig, suffers from Downs Syndrome (News Flash: That's why you don't have children when you are over 40). Is Jonny the only one that immediately thought that "Trig" was his middle name, and that his first name was actually "You'll Never Do" ?

Gotta go. Hearing lots of thunder.

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